Glass headstonesImagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.
I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.
there are two kinds of people
My older kids are getting old enough that sometimes my true colors shine through around them, involuntarily. The other day we passed a ridiculous (male, naked, enormous) statue in someone’s front yard, and my 14 year old daughter was like, “I want that as my headstone. But make it glow in the dark.” I instantly replied, “the whole thing or just the penis?”
She laughed a lot. I think she’s starting to realize this is who I am.