Ginger Bow Tie

"This is Casey. He’s is fabulous. His beard makes angels cry, his costumes make Gaga jealous, and his face turns Fred Phelps gay." - teamcaptinoftheinternet
altarflame:

the-sassy-sloth:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

there are two kinds of people

My older kids are getting old enough that sometimes my true colors shine through around them, involuntarily. The other day we passed a ridiculous (male, naked, enormous) statue in someone’s front yard, and my 14 year old daughter was like, “I want that as my headstone. But make it glow in the dark.” I instantly replied, “the whole thing or just the penis?”She laughed a lot. I think she’s starting to realize this is who I am.

altarflame:

the-sassy-sloth:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

there are two kinds of people

My older kids are getting old enough that sometimes my true colors shine through around them, involuntarily. The other day we passed a ridiculous (male, naked, enormous) statue in someone’s front yard, and my 14 year old daughter was like, “I want that as my headstone. But make it glow in the dark.” I instantly replied, “the whole thing or just the penis?”

She laughed a lot. I think she’s starting to realize this is who I am.

(via dayinthelifeofchris)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via quackercracker)

did-you-kno:

Organic farmer Tony Dighera has been experimenting with growing produce into plastic-molded shapes since 2010. He started with cube and heart-shaped watermelons, and this year he’s created pumpkins in the shape of Frankenstein’s monster, just in time for Halloween.  Source

did-you-kno:

Organic farmer Tony Dighera has been experimenting with growing produce into plastic-molded shapes since 2010. He started with cube and heart-shaped watermelons, and this year he’s created pumpkins in the shape of Frankenstein’s monster, just in time for Halloween. Source

dayinthelifeofchris:

imagerydorkemon:

bromancing-the-stone:

pizzaotter:

tendenciasdesnudicas:

gordo4gordo4superchub:

bleeding-out-every-word-u-say:

squarerootofpreston:

m-cmlxxv:

yesterdaysvintagenightmares:

I expect nothing less.

THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD

I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har

Omfg the TARDIS!!

I do! Yes ? … pleeease

I hope to get something alike some day…

Does the Wall-E one say Marry Me as if he was saying his own name?

POKEBALL

OMG at all of there awwww!!

I expect to be proposed to with a pokeball